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 After leaving his brain on the pavement in a remote
industrial site in California, USA, Guy Spastic began a new life as a wingnut
specialist (did you know wingnuts are used in pneumectomies?), cartoonist, and
ranting dissenter. No, he hasn't seen UFOs —at least not in his back
forty. No, he wasn't abducted out in the Nevada wilderness by severely
emaciated, pigment-challenged, macrocephalic aliens and used in reproductive
experiments —at least not in recent years. Yes, he does teach an
accredited course titled, "Rectal Failure: The Pain and the Possibility," and
has presented several workshops in the "Men who pass gas and the women who let
them" series at Nevada Normal College at Ely, Nevada, USA .
 Guy is acutely and ecologically involved with the
LocoFotives bunch and has been a guest writer for the
San Juan Horseshoe. His recent lecture series titled,
"Creative Flatulence on a Low Income," has won him acclaim from the American
Proctologists Association. Indeed, he has proven Miss Manners is very much
incorrect when she announced that colon surgery and constipation are
inappropriate topics for the dinner table.There comes a
time...
Given half a chance, Guy can also write a fine rant on
more serious subjects, despite the evidence from his last CT-scan that the man
is living without a full cranium.
For a wild ride, pick a nut, any
wingnut below, and spend some time inside Guy Spastic's belfry.
Mossy
Coyote
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Kedmôgidaômwawôgan,
Wawidahômwawôgan,
Kwsilawakamigzowôgan
Compassion, Understanding, Respect
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